Personally, if someone calls me witty, tickle me pink, because, to me, that’s the ultimate compliment. And now if only I could whip my wit into a witty selfie caption.
Being witty, not only do people see you as funny, but they’re also recognizing that you’re clever. Funny and with a brain to boot? Yes, please.
If you’re struggling to get on board with the witty humor, I’ve got your back.
In particular, for Instagram, witty Instagram captions are where it’s at. They keep people on their toes and get them double taping on that screen like there’s no tomorrow. And so, next time you’re stumped for that clever Instagram caption that will make people LOL, try out some of these selfie captions, and no one will ever doubt your wittiness again.
- An entire tub of ice cream: cheaper than therapy
- Me, lazy? Nah, this is just my energy-saving mode
- You can’t spell awesome without me
Yes, I recognize that this is now a Taylor Swift lyric, but prior to her new role as a professional spelling bee contestant, this worked pretty nicely as a witty IG caption.
Speaking of song lyrics…
- “If I was you, I’d wanna be me too” -Megan Trainor
- “I’m no beauty queen, just beautiful me” -Selena Gomez
- “Last name ever, first name greatest” -Drake
- “Cause darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream” – They don’t call Taylor Swift a master of song lyrics for nothing.
- Think you can take a better selfie than me? The proof is in the pudding
- They say nobody is perfect. Hi, I’m nobody. Nice to meet ‘ya
- A selfie a day keeps the doctor away
- No selfie control
- After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF
- They told me to lose the chip on my shoulder. So I ate it. Mindy Kaling never fails to make me laugh.
- Slay the day (coffee helps)
- You are one in a melon
- If nothing is going right, go left
- Please don’t study me. You won’t graduate.
- Age only matters if you’re eating cheese
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a slice of pizza. Kind of the same deal, right?
- Be a voice, not an echo
- If opportunity doesn’t come knocking, be a door.
Get people’s attention with your awesome selfie, but get them to like your selfie because of the witty selfie caption. It’s as simple as that.